I wanted to be a dolphin trainer, but that dream died alongside Sea World.
So I write now. Sometimes in bed, sometimes on my arm, and even sometimes when I'm not in the mood. I think the trick is to never stop.
Everyone talks about their likes, but I think you can get to know a person a lot better based on the things they dislike. So here they are in no particular order: vegan cheese, cold toilet seats in the morning, and that leftover sticky shit when you pull off a sticker.
If you're picking up what I'm putting down let's talk at firstname.lastname@example.org.